THE ULTIMATE IDIOT

If 3 Idiots was made in BMS, I am very sure I would have gotten 100 more IDIOTS, but for simplicity we shall make it THE ULTIMATE IDIOT
Starring: MOHAMMED ASIM as LORD OF SCREW-UPS, DEPARTMENT OF MECHANICAL ENGINEERING, AND ACQUAINTANCES.

With the ACQUAINTANCES singing the first song out of FRUSTRATION meeting the LORD OF SCREW-UPS.
“Kahan se aaya tha who..
blah blah blah blahh”
“Girta, sambhalta (not much),
masti mein chalta tha who..
Hum ko kal ki fikar sataati
Woh bus aaj ka jashn manaata
Har lamhe ko khul ke jeeta tha woh” ..

With the first year results announced our LORD OF SCREW-UPS gets depressed.
“Saari Umr Hum
Mar Mar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein
Jeene Do Jeene do
….
…
Give me some Sunshine
give me some rain
Give me another chance
I wanna grow up once again”

But he managed to collect some courage with
“Jab life ho out of control
Honthon ko kar ke gol
Honthon ki kar ke gol
Seeti bajaa ke bol
….
Aal Izzz Well”

And he still stays on with the DEPARTMENT OF MECHANICAL ENGINEERING singing for him aloud..
“Jaane nahin denge tujhe
Jaane tujhe denge nahin
Jaane nahin denge tujhe
Jaane tujhe denge nahin

Chahe tujhko rab bulaa le
Hum na rab se darne waale
Raahon mein dat ke
Khade hain hum Yaaron se nazrein Chura le
Chahe jitna dum laage le”