If 3 Idiots was made in BMS, I am very sure I would have gotten 100 more IDIOTS, but for simplicity we shall make it THE ULTIMATE IDIOT
Starring: MOHAMMED ASIM as LORD OF SCREW-UPS, DEPARTMENT OF MECHANICAL ENGINEERING, AND ACQUAINTANCES.
With the ACQUAINTANCES singing the first song out of FRUSTRATION meeting the LORD OF SCREW-UPS.
“Kahan se aaya tha who..
blah blah blah blahh”
“Girta, sambhalta (not much),
masti mein chalta tha who..
Hum ko kal ki fikar sataati
Woh bus aaj ka jashn manaata
Har lamhe ko khul ke jeeta tha woh” ..
With the first year results announced our LORD OF SCREW-UPS gets depressed.
“Saari Umr Hum
Mar Mar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein
Jeene Do Jeene do
….
…
Give me some Sunshine
give me some rain
Give me another chance
I wanna grow up once again”
But he managed to collect some courage with
“Jab life ho out of control
Honthon ko kar ke gol
Honthon ki kar ke gol
Seeti bajaa ke bol
….
Aal Izzz Well”
And he still stays on with the DEPARTMENT OF MECHANICAL ENGINEERING singing for him aloud..
“Jaane nahin denge tujhe
Jaane tujhe denge nahin
Jaane nahin denge tujhe
Jaane tujhe denge nahin
Chahe tujhko rab bulaa le
Hum na rab se darne waale
Raahon mein dat ke
Khade hain hum Yaaron se nazrein Chura le
Chahe jitna dum laage le”
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
End of an Era (A Tribute)
Stepping into my last month is BMSCE, the place where i`ve spent most part of my last decade. This place is very special for me, and its the people i`ve met here really make this place MY HAPPY PLACE.
1. You can talk to anybody and everybody expecting a smiling face reply with just, "hey dude" and "excuse me" as the conversation starters.
2. You stand at KATTE shout out "BITCH/BABE" you`ll find a better response for BITCH than BABE. (Sex not being a distinguishing factor in either)
3. You make fun of someone when he flunks in easy subjects and you are his friend he respects the most after a few days of tussle.
4. You call someone a*****e, m*****f***** and he`s ur best friend for the rest of your life.
5. You are allergic to a few tasty things and u always have friends to eat it for u n make u repent on it.
6. You have to get up early, set ur alarm to 5 am, turn off your lights at 1030pm, say "goodnight" to ur roomie, he replies "by the way, .... ...... ..... " and "...... ..... ..." "...... '' trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, its 5 am.
7. You are in a Girls Toilet at a very awkward time in a worse situation and the joke u crack turns out to be the joke that will connect you all your life.
8. You become friends with someone when accessing his computer from Remote Desktop and become his biggest support no matter how remote you are.
9. You don`t have any idea of activities in your Dept coz you are designing website for your friend in other department.
10. You try studying at night outs and end up just being part of the the best UNPUBLISHED MAGGI NOODLES STORIES.
11. You are busy working for Utsav, you skip lunch to someone who also missed lunch at hostel for the same reason and end up sharing DABBA for the rest of your coll life.
12. You are introduced to someone who has the same crush as you and you end up being friends.
13. You talk to someone sitting in the next bench coz he`s wearing the jersey of the team you support n u have something to talk every class since then.
14. You fight with someone during the project for a small reason, sleep scared tat he might not talk to u for next few days. Wake up to his call "where the f*** are u a******? get ur a** down now we r gettin late.
15. You have a small prep talk with your roomie over dinner to change yourself n become studious the next moment, and end up having a MOVIE MARATHON overnight after dinner.
16. You talk to someone for the first time at the first UTSAV night-out, and the stories still last even after your last UTSAV.
17. You just make fun of someone by the club you support and end up in every weekend football, that connects you the rest of your life.
18. You have a crush on someone the first day of the college, u tell it only 4 years later, just to make sure it doesn`t stay unsaid.
19. You keep in touch with someone for the club you support coz u dont watch football yourself as u consider yourself unlucky for your favorite team.
20. You blush whenever someone says tat you are a very special friend for obvious reasons.
21. You struggle to get time on your own comp in your own room in hostel.
22. You dont fast during Ramadhan, but make sure you do all the necessary arrangements for others at 3am.
23. You were injected in the team as a filler but end up being the most part of the most rocking team ever.
24. You have a sponsorship deal connecting you with your friendship moments.
25. You are from an other college, but you see this college so rocking that you start hating your own college and support the latter one(obviously BMS) in a huge cultural event.
26. You share dabba with someone and guess the persons HOMETOWN by the taste of the food. And u have a lot of Cup Cakes to share and pending too. =)
27. You are just HI-BYE with someone, but one moment of AXE EFFECT flames awesome memories all your life. Which has the fragrance to bring smile any weird moment. ;)
Thanking all those who made this place that very special for me.
1. You can talk to anybody and everybody expecting a smiling face reply with just, "hey dude" and "excuse me" as the conversation starters.
2. You stand at KATTE shout out "BITCH/BABE" you`ll find a better response for BITCH than BABE. (Sex not being a distinguishing factor in either)
3. You make fun of someone when he flunks in easy subjects and you are his friend he respects the most after a few days of tussle.
4. You call someone a*****e, m*****f***** and he`s ur best friend for the rest of your life.
5. You are allergic to a few tasty things and u always have friends to eat it for u n make u repent on it.
6. You have to get up early, set ur alarm to 5 am, turn off your lights at 1030pm, say "goodnight" to ur roomie, he replies "by the way, .... ...... ..... " and "...... ..... ..." "...... '' trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, its 5 am.
7. You are in a Girls Toilet at a very awkward time in a worse situation and the joke u crack turns out to be the joke that will connect you all your life.
8. You become friends with someone when accessing his computer from Remote Desktop and become his biggest support no matter how remote you are.
9. You don`t have any idea of activities in your Dept coz you are designing website for your friend in other department.
10. You try studying at night outs and end up just being part of the the best UNPUBLISHED MAGGI NOODLES STORIES.
11. You are busy working for Utsav, you skip lunch to someone who also missed lunch at hostel for the same reason and end up sharing DABBA for the rest of your coll life.
12. You are introduced to someone who has the same crush as you and you end up being friends.
13. You talk to someone sitting in the next bench coz he`s wearing the jersey of the team you support n u have something to talk every class since then.
14. You fight with someone during the project for a small reason, sleep scared tat he might not talk to u for next few days. Wake up to his call "where the f*** are u a******? get ur a** down now we r gettin late.
15. You have a small prep talk with your roomie over dinner to change yourself n become studious the next moment, and end up having a MOVIE MARATHON overnight after dinner.
16. You talk to someone for the first time at the first UTSAV night-out, and the stories still last even after your last UTSAV.
17. You just make fun of someone by the club you support and end up in every weekend football, that connects you the rest of your life.
18. You have a crush on someone the first day of the college, u tell it only 4 years later, just to make sure it doesn`t stay unsaid.
19. You keep in touch with someone for the club you support coz u dont watch football yourself as u consider yourself unlucky for your favorite team.
20. You blush whenever someone says tat you are a very special friend for obvious reasons.
21. You struggle to get time on your own comp in your own room in hostel.
22. You dont fast during Ramadhan, but make sure you do all the necessary arrangements for others at 3am.
23. You were injected in the team as a filler but end up being the most part of the most rocking team ever.
24. You have a sponsorship deal connecting you with your friendship moments.
25. You are from an other college, but you see this college so rocking that you start hating your own college and support the latter one(obviously BMS) in a huge cultural event.
26. You share dabba with someone and guess the persons HOMETOWN by the taste of the food. And u have a lot of Cup Cakes to share and pending too. =)
27. You are just HI-BYE with someone, but one moment of AXE EFFECT flames awesome memories all your life. Which has the fragrance to bring smile any weird moment. ;)
Thanking all those who made this place that very special for me.
VTU Fest or Shame?
VTU Fest was the venue where more than 2000 young talented, budding engineers had dreams of exhibiting their talent in one of the best platforms they had. It indeed is a platform for which hundreds of students from more than 60 Colleges across Karnataka dream and compete for. It is one prestigious souvenir every hand wants to carry back home (which generally is referred to as college).
This year 66 such colleges had the same dream, when they first entered the lush green, beautiful campus of Host College. But a very few expected that the 4 days of battle which they would want to fight out with their talent, art and creativity would turn out to be such a politicized, unfair, ugly and a rigged affair.
It may sound a bit crazy but the champions didn`t deserve one bit of it. The final day we learnt a lot more than we expected to learn out of a cultural fest, a few are mentioned below:
1. How not to conduct a fest.
2. The way the Host Coll ruined their reputations heeding to someone from the "WINNING" team. (The someone being the real problem creator)
3. How to cheat.
There were good things as well
1. We had some SHERLOCK HOLMES experiences ourself.
2. We learnt how to fight for our rights and fight against injustice
3. We learnt how to stand for/with someone whom you were fighting (in competitive spirits) for 4 days.
One amazing thing was we found the highly confidential list of judges procured for events, their remuneration, and their contact info which can more easily be explained with this comic script.
INTRODUCING:
Reason for all problems, someone from the "WINNING" team as MR. RIGGER
Some Guy as JUDGE
DISCLAIMER: "The characters and events in this episode are fictitious and any resemblance to any event that happened or persons living is purely coincidental and unintentional."
Mr. Rigger: Hey macha i`m an organiser for VTU Fest ra.
Judge: How come ra u also staff co-ordinator for your college.
Mr. R: Yes ra thats the game plan, we tried winning for 7 years but this is something i have to do to win.
J: Oho nice, nice. u r good at such things only.
Mr. R: I need judges for it da.
J: i Can come. How much money u give?
Mr. R: 4000 bucks but wat can u do?
J: so less forget it.
Mr. R: u take up all the events in one category.
J: Super u tell me wat to do i`ll do, all u want is ur coll to win na?
Mr. R: Any experience wit lit events?
J: my both daughters fight full day for no reasons, i keep listening to their debate.
Mr. R: Super, u take up all lit events. MAGA i need judge for music events also.
J: Oh, my neighbor full time music only, full day night only music, always listening to HIMESH RESHEMYA, his SISTER your coll only.
Mr. R: Oh super let him judge Music events, i`ll make his sister participate from our coll, let her only win.
J: Let the "BEST" team win.
This year 66 such colleges had the same dream, when they first entered the lush green, beautiful campus of Host College. But a very few expected that the 4 days of battle which they would want to fight out with their talent, art and creativity would turn out to be such a politicized, unfair, ugly and a rigged affair.
It may sound a bit crazy but the champions didn`t deserve one bit of it. The final day we learnt a lot more than we expected to learn out of a cultural fest, a few are mentioned below:
1. How not to conduct a fest.
2. The way the Host Coll ruined their reputations heeding to someone from the "WINNING" team. (The someone being the real problem creator)
3. How to cheat.
There were good things as well
1. We had some SHERLOCK HOLMES experiences ourself.
2. We learnt how to fight for our rights and fight against injustice
3. We learnt how to stand for/with someone whom you were fighting (in competitive spirits) for 4 days.
One amazing thing was we found the highly confidential list of judges procured for events, their remuneration, and their contact info which can more easily be explained with this comic script.
INTRODUCING:
Reason for all problems, someone from the "WINNING" team as MR. RIGGER
Some Guy as JUDGE
DISCLAIMER: "The characters and events in this episode are fictitious and any resemblance to any event that happened or persons living is purely coincidental and unintentional."
Mr. Rigger: Hey macha i`m an organiser for VTU Fest ra.
Judge: How come ra u also staff co-ordinator for your college.
Mr. R: Yes ra thats the game plan, we tried winning for 7 years but this is something i have to do to win.
J: Oho nice, nice. u r good at such things only.
Mr. R: I need judges for it da.
J: i Can come. How much money u give?
Mr. R: 4000 bucks but wat can u do?
J: so less forget it.
Mr. R: u take up all the events in one category.
J: Super u tell me wat to do i`ll do, all u want is ur coll to win na?
Mr. R: Any experience wit lit events?
J: my both daughters fight full day for no reasons, i keep listening to their debate.
Mr. R: Super, u take up all lit events. MAGA i need judge for music events also.
J: Oh, my neighbor full time music only, full day night only music, always listening to HIMESH RESHEMYA, his SISTER your coll only.
Mr. R: Oh super let him judge Music events, i`ll make his sister participate from our coll, let her only win.
J: Let the "BEST" team win.
Utsav-10 [Post Mortem]
Every year at the end of this mega event you find people who rather than appreciating for the job well done keep condescending about their Last Utsav. It probably is human psychology, and I might end up on the same side, but I am really not sure which one was my LAST UTSAV.
Utsav-07: My Last Utsav with my batchmates.
Utsav-08: My Last Utsav with a few people who kept me in Illuminati.
Utsav-09: My Last Utsav with a few people who respected me and I loved working with.
Utsav-10: My LAST UTSAV.
This leaves me with two options condescend four-times more than anyone else ever or or appreciate the rest of UTSAVs and be an ideal Alumni. Only time and my juniors will judge that.
Utsav`10 faced a lot of un-necessary criticism, and having worked for every Utsav last decade (yeah!:) ) I can defend this episode as the most challenging one with
1. Very stubborn Principal and Management, who were least flexible with dates for Utsav and the facilities being provided. Even on the day of Utsav we weren’t given keys to Illuminati Room, set aside the restrictions over the usage, timings and the number of people using the room.
2. Autonomous Stream are tortured and scared away from such involvement. (But Hats-off to the Campaigning Juniors.
3. Recession with big companies giving haath.
4. Deemed Universities most of the big colleges and potential huge participants have become autonomous, with freedom to conduct exams, most of the big and glamorous (esp Fashion) participants were stuck with exams.
5. And the lack of Unity and Leadership in ILLUMINATI which could keep the teams together and stand up to what they want. (Somewhere I consider myself, my batch-mates, my immediate juniors and their juniors responsible for it)
This Utsav gave me moments to cherish, I don’t want to miss anybody by naming a few, but a few things that will remind me of few wonderful people.
1. Someone too lazy (or too responsible) to walk back 20 mtrs to hostel, sleeping in ILLUMINATI room for one comple month.
2. Someone with a BUCKET LIST and TWO THUMBS UP.
3. Someone being over-burdened, over-tortured, over-accounted and over-HIT ON.
4. An amazing team with your "ROOMMATE", someone ready to jump into your "DEALING" shoes, and creative brilliance "SAMJHE".
5. A guy with a dirty piece of CIG in his ear, and a mission.
6. Someone so brilliant you make them your DHRONACHARYA.
7. Someone you find resonating at your frequency tat you can trust them with your responsibilities.
8. Your street football team and cricket scores in Football.
9. Cracking Paint-ball deal and the Task Race Gang.
10. The gang with a noble cause and one hell of RUNNING FREE.
11. The ACCELERATE TRACK and FREE COCONUT water.
12. Someone you want to be your replacement.
And finally the things that made Utsav`10 the best:
1. STREET DANCE.
2. ACCELERATE
3. RUNNING FREE
4. PAINT BALL
Thank you all for such an amazing farewell.
Utsav-07: My Last Utsav with my batchmates.
Utsav-08: My Last Utsav with a few people who kept me in Illuminati.
Utsav-09: My Last Utsav with a few people who respected me and I loved working with.
Utsav-10: My LAST UTSAV.
This leaves me with two options condescend four-times more than anyone else ever or or appreciate the rest of UTSAVs and be an ideal Alumni. Only time and my juniors will judge that.
Utsav`10 faced a lot of un-necessary criticism, and having worked for every Utsav last decade (yeah!:) ) I can defend this episode as the most challenging one with
1. Very stubborn Principal and Management, who were least flexible with dates for Utsav and the facilities being provided. Even on the day of Utsav we weren’t given keys to Illuminati Room, set aside the restrictions over the usage, timings and the number of people using the room.
2. Autonomous Stream are tortured and scared away from such involvement. (But Hats-off to the Campaigning Juniors.
3. Recession with big companies giving haath.
4. Deemed Universities most of the big colleges and potential huge participants have become autonomous, with freedom to conduct exams, most of the big and glamorous (esp Fashion) participants were stuck with exams.
5. And the lack of Unity and Leadership in ILLUMINATI which could keep the teams together and stand up to what they want. (Somewhere I consider myself, my batch-mates, my immediate juniors and their juniors responsible for it)
This Utsav gave me moments to cherish, I don’t want to miss anybody by naming a few, but a few things that will remind me of few wonderful people.
1. Someone too lazy (or too responsible) to walk back 20 mtrs to hostel, sleeping in ILLUMINATI room for one comple month.
2. Someone with a BUCKET LIST and TWO THUMBS UP.
3. Someone being over-burdened, over-tortured, over-accounted and over-HIT ON.
4. An amazing team with your "ROOMMATE", someone ready to jump into your "DEALING" shoes, and creative brilliance "SAMJHE".
5. A guy with a dirty piece of CIG in his ear, and a mission.
6. Someone so brilliant you make them your DHRONACHARYA.
7. Someone you find resonating at your frequency tat you can trust them with your responsibilities.
8. Your street football team and cricket scores in Football.
9. Cracking Paint-ball deal and the Task Race Gang.
10. The gang with a noble cause and one hell of RUNNING FREE.
11. The ACCELERATE TRACK and FREE COCONUT water.
12. Someone you want to be your replacement.
And finally the things that made Utsav`10 the best:
1. STREET DANCE.
2. ACCELERATE
3. RUNNING FREE
4. PAINT BALL
Thank you all for such an amazing farewell.
My Inception
If not more my last 7 years was no less than this Nolan's movie. I loved the movie and couldn't help comparing it with my past.
Last few years were truly a dream inside a dream. Sometimes I was my own ARCHITECT while mostly others. Spent a nice dream with PROJECTIONS and fellow dreamers. Sometimes few did provide me the KICK to get me out of my dream. Sometimes felt like killing myself to get out of the LIMBO.
All I missed in my BMS life was the TOTEM'S MOTION to determine if I was dreaming or in real world.
Last few years were truly a dream inside a dream. Sometimes I was my own ARCHITECT while mostly others. Spent a nice dream with PROJECTIONS and fellow dreamers. Sometimes few did provide me the KICK to get me out of my dream. Sometimes felt like killing myself to get out of the LIMBO.
All I missed in my BMS life was the TOTEM'S MOTION to determine if I was dreaming or in real world.
Thursday, March 11, 2010
The Parcel of Dissappointments and Challenges
An involvement in anything of this magnitude involves unmatched challenges, a parcel of hopes and disappointments. Soaring tempers, correcting others errors, getting corrected by friends, realising that friendship comes first, yet keeping it aside for the love of Event till the day, valuable suggestions from juniors and people who respect you like a guru.
These feeling do for the proudest part of your life.
Getting back to disappointments, my life was always filled with them, but i never let them take the better of me. Got dumped on birthday, lost bike yet biggest disappointment in last few days was loosing out on Main Sponsors for Utsav.
But the battle is still on and the bulls are just getting stronger...
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Utsav`10: The Making
First thing after the first 12hour sleep after Utsav`09 I had decided to have a blog for the making of the best thing that has happened so far in my life but every second was a gift and every task a mountain, which did make my desire to document every moment of ENTWIRFT`09 (no points for guessing it as the best thing in my life) far from possibility.
Now, I have moved to a bigger task and something which I surely want to refer to as the BEST THING a month from now. My desire with documenting everything in the making of the Mech Fest was that it could be referred as a manual to fest, but surely this documentation for UTSAV`10 will not be the same, but i wish and hope this will not be referred to as "what not to do at college fest".
We have reached a time when today`s meeting agenda was 27days left, but looks like we are just getting started still only hopes and high energies and agressions to make it happen.
I will be regularly be posting here of what might also be the biggest secrets behind the making of the phenomenon called UTSAV.
To start with what Utsav means to me, I was more interested in cracking a deal with Dalmia Cements (who hopefully in my next update will be Main Sponsors of Utsav`10) than considering the option of regestering an FIR at Police for the lost love of mine, my Splendor, my best companion, which of late I consider has worked for Utsav more than any individual.
Now, I have moved to a bigger task and something which I surely want to refer to as the BEST THING a month from now. My desire with documenting everything in the making of the Mech Fest was that it could be referred as a manual to fest, but surely this documentation for UTSAV`10 will not be the same, but i wish and hope this will not be referred to as "what not to do at college fest".
We have reached a time when today`s meeting agenda was 27days left, but looks like we are just getting started still only hopes and high energies and agressions to make it happen.
I will be regularly be posting here of what might also be the biggest secrets behind the making of the phenomenon called UTSAV.
To start with what Utsav means to me, I was more interested in cracking a deal with Dalmia Cements (who hopefully in my next update will be Main Sponsors of Utsav`10) than considering the option of regestering an FIR at Police for the lost love of mine, my Splendor, my best companion, which of late I consider has worked for Utsav more than any individual.
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